12/10/08

It’s the most wonderful time of the year… for entertainment!

Ray Shackett, entertainment reporter

One of my favorite times of the year for TV and movies begins now.  Just after Thanksgiving, and sometimes a few days earlier if we’re lucky, the networks serve up their holiday cheer in the form of Grinches, red-nosed reindeers and happy birthday wishing snowmen. 

It’s that time once again for an onslaught of holiday classics, specials and marathon movies.

Now, I’m Catholic.  Well, a recovering Catholic at best.  So my holiday celebration comes in the form of decorated trees, overpriced gifts and songs about grandmothers subjected to horrible hit and run accidents.  While I honor and respect all celebrations equally, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, nothing lifts my spirits more than colored lights wrapped around dried up pine trees.  Let the celebration begin!

Ahead is a guide for what I believe to be the best of holiday television offerings.  They are divided into three categories.

The Classics

Specials and movies that have stood the test of time.  Must-sees every year and sometimes so good you sneak them in six months later for a very special “Christmas in July”. 

The Instant Classics

Recent additions to the holiday lineup, say, within 10 years that instantly warms the soul (or is that the rum soaked eggnog?). 

The So-Bad You-Have-To-Watch-It-Every-Year-Classic (personal favorite)

So bad they’re good.

I should start with a bold statement that I always get flack about.  I do not cherish nor do I celebrate the black and white classics.  There, I said it.  Don’t like ‘em!  Although I will briefly recognize them as Mandatory Classics (category four)… blah, blah, blah.  Miracle on 34th Street, White Christmas and, of course, It’s A Wonderful Life.  Let’s move on.

The Classics

These are just some of the specials and movies that I usually schedule into my decorating itinerary or save for the days leading up to Christmas.  Nothing gets me in the spirit more than decorating the tree, hanging the mistletoe and kicking off my holidays than a hot chocolate induced viewing of Home Alone. 

The movie about child neglect you ask?   Indeed, but it’s so much more.  It’s a story of Christmas wishes.  There’s a candy cane sweetness throughout that makes you remember what Christmas is all about… family. 

Another dysfunctional family classic is Christmas Vacation staring the road tripping Griswold family.  This year they stay home to host Christmas for the entire family and hilarity ensues.  But, again, behind the laughs is a warm story about family bonds and traditions. 

I usually save this next one for late in the season.  Mostly because there’s a 24 hour TBS marathon that runs every year on Christmas Eve. A Christmas Story. 

The classic tale of boy wants BB gun, boy gets BB gun, boy shoots his eye out (almost).  I’m not sure it has any deep messages but it’s a fun watch for the entire family.  I double dog dare you to NOT watch it.

As far as classic specials go there are a few that I either always set the TiVo for or now own on DVD for anytime viewing.  A Charlie Brown Christmas. 

Nobody makes you appreciate the true meaning of Christmas more than that obsessive blanket carrying kid Linus.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas.  My heart grows three sizes by the conclusion of this classic.   The Instant Classics

There are just a few from the past ten years or so that have been worthy of Classic status.  Elf is one of those movies that make my list.  The 2003 Will Farrell flick about Buddy, the human raised by elves in the North Pole, who ventures out into the real world to find his biological father.  There’s an innocence about the adult-sized Buddy that we all long to recapture.  Snowball fights, visits from Santa, singing carols and even the simplest of activities like smiling (one of Buddy’s favorite things to do) will make it one of your classics this season. 

The Polar Express is a given.  Based on the classic bedtime storybook, this one is both visually and spiritually uplifting. 

Some honorable mentions from the past decade on my list include Shrek the Halls, a TV special with your favorite characters from the Shrek movies, and Bad Santa… not one for the kids! 

The-So-Bad-You-Have-To-Watch-It-Every-Year-Classics

These specials and movies usually creep up on me every season.  Forgotten guilty pleasures that are always good for some holiday cheer… at least once.  I think the titles say it all… A Very Brady Christmas, Eight is Enough: Yes Nicholas, There Is A Santa, Christmas With The Cranks, He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special, Jingle All The Way, Jack Frost.

Well we covered more ground than Santa delivering his gifts.  Now go forth and have yourself a merry little viewing of these holiday classics.

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanzaa and Festivus (for the rest of us)!  I hope whatever you choose to celebrate this season it brings you and yours happiness and joy.

Ray Shackett is the co-host of Merrimack Magazine Afternoon Edition and host of Living For The Weekend on 980 WCAP.  For questions, comments or suggestions, email Ray at ray@980wcap.com

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