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Professor
Mark Palermo
Last
time I checked, Methuen was still part of the Union. Why,
then, could somebody in town hall have even entertained
the idea of going into peoples homes in order to
count unreported pets? Sounds like a bit of North Korea
in New England, doesnt it? Imagine if they could
have gotten away with this and set a precedent. It could
have spread to my town and yours: I fear for my two
parakeets which I have failed to report to the proper
authorities. Hopefully, those responsible for this
atrocious idea are kept under adult supervision long
enough so that they might bone up on the Fourth
Amendment.
***I dont mean to pick on Methuen. A few years
ago voters there showed more common sense than any
surrounding community in rejecting fluoridation of their
drinking water. They had enough class to engage in a
spirited public discourse, as well as the good sense in
rejecting this unwise, unconstitutional and unhealthy
practice. Fluoride is safe and natural? Good for
teeth? Tell that to the parents of three-year-old William
Kennerly, who died in a dentists office when he
swallowed, instead of spit out a stannous fluoride rinse
while the hygienist was engrossed in conversation. He
died in a hospital emergency room later that day of
fluoride poisoning. The story was reported on the front
page of the New York Times of January 20, 1979.
Like to take a drink or two in the privacy of your own
home? Well, now a new test has been developed by a team
of researchers in Switzerland. From the testing of
a mere strand of your hair, it can detect how much liquor
you have been drinking. Not only can they go back months,
but they can even tell what kind of liquor and the number
of drinks you imbibed on any particular day. Well,
heres looking at you, kid. I predict short hair
will be back in style soon.
***
What this country needs is a good five-cent
cigar. Thus spoke then-vice president of the United
States in 1920. In 2004, what the Merrimack Valley needs
is a number of independent newspapers to balance the
pervasiveness of the Tribunes one- dimensional
world view. Where are the antitrust laws when you need
them? The primary goal of newspapers is to sell
advertising, not to report truth or to enlighten readers.
The Tribune bought up almost all the small community
newspapers in the area. Then the Tribune bought up the
local radio stations. As a result The Merrimack Valley
gets almost all its regional news from one source- which
is the standardized, filtered version that the Tribune
and its sponsors approve.
***
Fidel Castro recently gave a four-hour speech to
economists from around the world gathered at a conference
in Havana. He talked about free national health care in
Cuba and a lower infant mortality rate than in the U.S.,
adding that a Cuban ninth-grader could win a
debate with President Bush. Well, Id have to
say that President Bush is not an articulate man, in fact
I think he could do well with some diction and ESL
classes. But as far as Castros claims, I dont
see anybody risking life and limb to get into Cuba, only
to leave in desperation. I wish Castro, now 77 years old
and still a champion of the American left, would explain
this. Then he should tell us how many political prisoners
are rotting in Cuban jails.
***
Isn't it ironic that during this same time frame
Haverhill lost its only English language radio station
and its daily newspaper? To be replaced by the Eagle
Tribune. Let this be a lesson to other communities about
what can happen when nobody is on duty to watch the hen
house. Dont be surprised if you are missing a few
eggs, or in the case of Haverhill, most of your hens. And
it is a testament to the importance of independent papers
like this one. Whether we agree with them or not, they
provide a valuable service in reporting what politicians
are doing with your rights and how they are spending your
tax money.
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